MY NEW YEARS RESOLTIONS:
…or whatever you want to call them!
I have set plenty of resolutions ever year, but I have NEVER stuck to any of them. I don’t know what it it about this year, maybe it’s because I’m married or maybe I’m just maturing or maybe I’m just sick of the way I’ve been living….or amix of all of the above, but I am taking my resolutions VERY SERIOUSLY. We sren’t even 2 weeks into the new year and I’ve already checked a few off my list and I’m still pushing forward and picking up speed! I felt the strong urge to share these new goals online, for whatever reason and here they are:
- STOP BEING SUCH A PUSSY
- STOP GIVING A FUCK WHAT EVERYONE THINKS ABOUT YOU
- STOP WORRYING ABOUT YOUR OUTER APPEARANCE SO GOD DAMN MUCH
- PHYSICAL HEALTH SHOULD BE A PRIORITY, BUT MENTAL HEALTH IS VITAL
- DON’T SAY SHIT THAT YOU DON’T MEAN
- FUCK FAIRWEATHER FRIENDS. IF THEY DON’T NEED YOU, YOU DON’T NEED THEM.
- PAY ON STUDENT LOANS EVERY MONTH
- PUT A PORTION OF EVERY PAY CHECK INTO SAVINGS
- BE A BETTER WIFE…SERIOUSLY
- STOP BEING SO GOD DAMN SELFISH
- STOP BEING SO CO-DEPENDANT
- START A YOGA MEMBERSHIP…IT MAKES YOU HAPPY AND IT’S GOOD FOR YOU!
- TAKE AT LEAST ONE CLASS…ART, DANCE, MEDITATION, ACTING, COOKING, ETC…
- MORE “ME” TIME
- MORE “ME AND EDDIE” TIME
- BUY A BIKE…AND RIDE IT
- STOP AND SMELL THE ROSES
- FIND YOURSELF AND BE YOURSELF
- MAKE MUSIC…AND SHARE IT
- GET TO KNOW YOUR CITY BETTER…YOU LOVE IT HERE, REMEMBER?
- EAT MORE NATURALLY
- GO VEGETARIAN FOR AT LEAST ONE MONTH
- START WRITING AGAIN
- (Oops! I left one out!) DO A BURLESQUE NUMBER…JUST TO PROVE TO YOURSELF YOU CAN DO IT!